13 April 2006

Bevare, the Vampire!

Also known as our nearly four-year-old son.

It is a really sad thing when you have to drop your child off at school and preface each day with this line:

Okay, you aren't going to bite anyone today, right?

He's decided that the best way to get his way at school is to chomp. Earlier this week, he was defending his friend, who was having a toy taken away by another egotistical four-year-old (they are all egotistical four-year-olds, mine included). Kid two decided the best way to help his friend was to bite the hand of the offender.

Where are the parenting manuals again? Seriously. We need them.

In other news, our little one is half-monkey. She's decided it is fun to climb on and over furniture. She's barely 29 inches tall. You just don't expect anyone that small to be able to be sitting on top of the back of the sofa.

Want to take bets on how long it is before I have a post here on her breaking her collarbone? Over/under is within a year.

1 comment:

Gina said...

Wow. That bites.

(*cue groans*)

C'mon...someone had to do it. ;)