Dude . . . I know you are in a rush and all, and it's Sunday at Target, which is only slightly less hellish than Sunday at Wal-Mart.
But. . .
This is a parking lot, not Le Mans.
Don't run me down as you move that Suburban around the lanes, trying to find the. perfect. close. parking. spot.
Just park the damn thing and walk like the rest of us.