that laundry seems to multiply in this house faster than I can wash it?
no one can empty/fill the dishwasher but me?
I have a cat who insists on pulling off her collar at every opportunity?
my cats have, in tandem, decided to rip up every rug I own?
south TX can't get a good rainstorm, yet every one of my FB friends bemoans the constaint rain where they live?
the concept of a hamper seems to be beyond my children?
ditto picking up toys?
you always step on the one Lego embedded in the carpet?
I can't decide what to eat for lunch now that I'm working from home, alone, so I just don't eat?